i feel god in this chili's tonight

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:58:59 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 12:28:17 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:42 -0400

Why I probably do not hate you

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:13:50 -0400

neil-gaiman:

Every now and again, like this morning, I get sad/upset/angry/frustrated asks from people whose previous asks I haven’t answered, and who think it’s because I do not like them or their questions. And it’s not either of those things. So…

This is to reiterate:

1) I get about 100 asks in a day. Sometimes more. Never fewer than 50. I can’t answer 50 asks a day. It would be a full time job. I have lots of full time jobs already.

2) Right now I’ve got almost 20,000 of them sitting in the inbox. The way that Tumblr works, I can’t search old ones, can’t really do anything to archive them or even easily get to last week’s ones. If you sent in an ask when I was on the road and a lot came in I may not even have seen it, because I have only so much time to sit and scroll down. It’s unfair but that’s the way it is.

3) If I didn’t answer you it doesn’t ever mean anything more than, I didn’t answer you. I may not have seen it. I may have meant to answer and then a few hundred messages came in and I never saw it again. (This happens a lot.)

4) There are a lot of questions that come in that are very unlikely to get answered because they have been answered before. The possibility of my answering you, having read what you sent in, is much much lower if I answered the same thing yesterday. Or last week.

5) The Archives of this Tumblr are your friend. So is the blog over at http://journal.neilgaiman.com/ and its archives. I’ve been answering questions for about 12 years. There are lots of answers out there. Someone has already asked me what I think of Fan Fiction (I think it is a good thing) or if I would ever want to be show runner for Doctor Who (I wouldn’t) and I have answered them, lots of times.

And that’s all I got.

(Here is a photo taken by Kim Butler of me making my That’s All I Got face. I hope it helps. )

we're only psychopomps when we need to be

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:11:00 -0400

Essie brushed the glue onto her father’s bottom lip with a steady hand. He hadn’t spoken; how strange it was that after all this time, she still didn’t have an exact guess at how soon after death a corpse would begin speaking to her. She wasn’t going to risk it. She gently pressed up on her father’s jaw, sealing his mouth closed. She didn’t need any critiques about her embalming technique. He could be so mean when in teaching mode; what was the point in spoiling their last moments together with passive-aggressive mortuary discussions?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:19:32 -0400

imalittleredtorvette: #I AM IN LOVE WITH A 72 YEAR OLD MAN

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:50 -0400

imalittleredtorvette:

#I AM IN LOVE WITH A 72 YEAR OLD MAN

prettybooks: MaddAddam, the last book in the trilogy, will be...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:19:18 -0400

prettybooks:

MaddAddam, the last book in the trilogy, will be published in September!

adatre: Gifs from Rebecca Sugar’s new cartoon network pilot...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:26:41 -0400

adatre:

Gifs from Rebecca Sugar’s new cartoon network pilot Steven Universe [half assed working resized edition] .

Plus secret bonus gif http://i.minus.com/inHuFVMIV1u1n.gif

Now with video link: http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/cartoon-network-shorts/video/steven-universe-clip.html

lefeuvre: mindy & danny + looks

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:28:10 -0400

lefeuvre:

mindy & danny + looks

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:04:24 -0400

raptorific: You know I bet Spock got to the new universe and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:40 -0400

raptorific:

You know I bet Spock got to the new universe and young Spock mentioned Jim cheating on the Kobayashi Maru and Spock Prime was just like “dammit Jim every goddamn universe”

scorpiant: STORY OF MY LIFE

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:51:39 -0400

scorpiant:

STORY OF MY LIFE

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:19:26 -0400

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:18:50 -0400

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives Part II- now featuring Schmidt and Winston (part I)

“Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?”

fashiontipsfromcomicstrips: Hawk Block tee, by WeLoveFine,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:09:36 -0400

fashiontipsfromcomicstrips:

Hawk Block tee, by WeLoveFine, $25

In the style of Hawkeye #3.

I got really excited about my promotion and designed myself a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:00 -0400

I got really excited about my promotion and designed myself a new work bag.

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:37:11 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:36:30 -0400

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:57 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this